Glow-LED Dildo

With the lights on, it looks like a perfectly well-behaved silicone dildo. Press the button and it glows from the inside, like a lava lamp with ambitions.

There are six light modes, running from a soft glow to a full firework display, all controlled by one on/off button. Pick the one that suits the mood, switch off the lamps, and let it be the only thing in the room worth looking at.

The shape is semi-realistic, with a defined head and sleek, smooth curves. Insertable length is 6.5in. The head measures 1.38 in. across and the shaft 1.30in. 

It's made of liquid silicone, which is body-safe and non-porous with a silky finish. Using water-based lube is recommended.

A full charge takes 70 minutes at most and gives you 40 minutes of glow. It's waterproof to IPX7, so the bath and the shower are both on the table, and washing it afterwards is easy. A cotton storage pouch is included for when the show's over.