{"product_id":"edge-cunt-silicone-paddle","title":"Edge CUNT Silicone Paddle","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSubtlety isn't the point here. This paddle is imprinted with the word \"CUNT\" right on its flexible silicone head, making its message impossible to miss, both in what it says and in the sting it leaves behind. The dual-sided head balances a satisfying mix of thud and sting with every swing, while the smooth reverse side gives you an option when you want impact without the imprint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe metal-reinforced handle is fully insertable, adding an extra layer of versatility beyond just impact play, and the 100% body-safe silicone construction keeps it durable and easy to clean. Bold, unapologetic, and built for players who like to make a statement along with an impression.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sportsheets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52010168779069,"sku":"97887","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0275\/8259\/5171\/files\/97887K_1000x1000_a0b69295-8b12-4804-bb62-c7d41b4ba748.webp?v=1784586591","url":"https:\/\/buzzloveshop.com\/products\/edge-cunt-silicone-paddle","provider":"Buzz Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}